Saturday, September 22, 2007

Really Weird News: Weiners can be too filling!

Be careful before you bite into a weiner. The filling may disagree with you. In weird food news from Berlin a man tried to smuggle two dildos inside sausages. This creative smuggler went to the butcher and bought two sausages. He then took these sausages and insterted dildos inside the sausages then went back to the butcher and asked him to wrap up the sausages.

The butcher was suspicious when packing the "Schwartenmagen" sausages as they felt much heavier than they should. The butcher informed the police and an investigation found that the man had hidden a dildo inside each sausage and wanted to smuggle them to Dubai. This was not a crime in Germany. It's unknown what Dubai authorities would do if these dildos were smuggled into Dubai.

"It was two latex dildos with a natural look," said German police spokesperson. The police spokesperson said "It's not against the law here."

The smuggler should have realized that sausages could be used as sex toys even without dildos being stuffed inside. LOL.

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